2piwa expert guide: how to write a master thesis.

Dear readers. Today is a special day. Indeed! For the second time in the history of the universe and for the second time in the history of English language entire post in 2piwa’s blog will be in English. Yes, Yes. 2piwa is known as marvelous language specialist. His extensive collection of foreign languages consists of BASIC Polish and BASIC English. Moreover his BASCI English is even more basic than his BASIC Polish. So, at this point, you can probably count at least 20 different mistakes or, what is most likely you have no fucking idea what 2piwa want to say. But consider language skills of 2piwa as a comic component of this blog, and praise yourself: There is person whose English skills are lower than yours, or at least at the same level as Polish President or Prime Minister. But President or Prime Minister can afford to hire translator. 2piwa can NOT.
Today’s special post will be about one of 2piwa’s other special skill: writing the master thesis. 2piwa is also well known specialist in this area. For almost 5 years 2piwa has been writing master thesis almost exclusively.All students should definitely read this guide.

2piwa expert guide: how to write a master thesis.


1. Choose the master thesis seminary carefully! The further from your interest the better. Moreover, do not go there regularly. You are at 4th year. You not supposed to write master thesis at 4th year.
2. Finish 4th year without any knowledge or plan of your master thesis. You will think about it at 5th year.
3. Start to work. It is better if your job takes long hours and it is not related with your studies.
4. Do not change your master thesis seminary. Only pussies change master thesis seminary. You are hard worker, you are smart and you are not giving up easy and you are not pussy! Obviously !
5. Do not go to you seminary. You have to work and the beginning of your seminary at 5th the year is similar as it was at 4th year.



To be continued.